Perfect Win Forever!
Thank you all, you great people at i-Mockery, for this most beautiful love letter to the days of my youth. Every last inch of Abobo's Big Adventure was bountifully beautiful, you recreated so much minutea of various NES games with the utmost of precision (such as how to get to the secret room in Level 1, or how to get free health in the final level). Often times if I said to myself "I wish I could do (x)" or "wouldn't it be hilarious if could (x)", you had actually programmed (x) in much to my grand delight. Even when I was doing something batshit crazy, like shooting that little bit of fire for 10 minutes because I noticed it actually had a health bar that went down while being shot, that itself was also rewarded. You also reminded me how much I hated Flash Man's stage in Megaman 2 all over again, a possibly less good experience but a part of the valid nostalgia package all the same. I laughed, I cried (manly tears of joy), I raged in frustration, and I beat an old man with Abobo's laser beam shooting beef stick (far more work appropriate than it sounds). Then there's the way you implemented the epic final level, with Abobo on top (again, more work safe than it sounds), that was itself so perfect (even if it was a real bitch of a level to play). My only complaint is that there will never be, considering this game took you 10 years to make, a sequel to follow up this amazing game (although it's worth asking if anything could ever be as awesome as this game was).